Tom Bombadil

Hmm.

Wed, 03 Jul 2002 02:14:21 GMT

Thought of the day: What if cars were made out of Nerf?

Hi.

Wed, 05 Jun 2002 00:36:09 GMT

Just felt like saying Hey.

SAY HI BACK!

This is a test response. :D

"SHARONNN!!!"

Fri, 19 Apr 2002 21:13:33 GMT

The new makeover. MTV loves me. Everyone loves me. Or so it seems.

And no, I'm NOT biting off the heads of any small flying animals, thank you.

HEY!

Thu, 18 Apr 2002 19:20:52 GMT

http://www.liquid2k.com/eomer/tattoos.htm

Thank you for visiting the Brand! You now have ''Tom Bomba-Who?'' tattooed on your left shin.

Fucking stupid... ::continues muttering::

Goodness!

Mon, 15 Apr 2002 17:53:31 GMT

Jesus Christ! One update and people are actually asking for me?

I feel loved. :D

Thank you! You've made my day certainly a good deal better. :)

Hmmm... I feel like singing! Well, since Saruman mentioned it the other day---

We're knights of the Round Table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mi-dable
But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able
We're opera mad in Camelot W
e sing from the diaphragm a lot
In war we're tough and able
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the PRAM A LOOOTTTTT...

Do do do do do do do, do do do do do!

Ohhh don't say you didn't love that. You can't not love that song, you just can't. ;)

Mon, 15 Apr 2002 17:27:27 GMT

Well.

Life is boring.

Well.

Hey! At least you know I'm not dead here! Right? Yeah, whatever...

Blah

Sat, 23 Feb 2002 02:49:00 GMT

I walked around the forest today. Beat up some Barrow-Wights. God those guys are annoying... And then I cut the lawn. And that was it.

I have the most boring fucking life in the world.

I'd like to thank all of you who replied to my last entry in support. Thank you, thank you. It is gratly appreciated.

Well, I guess I'll take a nap now. Oh boy. Fun fun fun... Sigh.

Fuck this

Sun, 17 Feb 2002 04:05:49 GMT

That's it! I'm sick of rhyming like a moron all the time! I am PISSED OFF! I get ragged on all the time for being this stupid singing dumbass who is a complete and total loser! I saved those fucking hobbits from that god damn willow tree, I let them stay at my own house, I feed them, and boy do they eat a lot, they hit on my wife for crying out loud, y'know? The one who LEFT ME?!! Then they leave, I save them AGAIN, from those bastard barrow-wights this time, I give them ponies, I give them swords, then they leave, and ya never hear from me again! And I get an ENTIRE chapter devoted to me and my house, and WHAT HAPPENS?! THEY CUT ME OUT OF THE FUCKING MOVIE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT?!! What did I do that was SOOOO bad?! Is it because I dress bad? Because I have a good voice so I sing once in a while? Because I have good rhyming skills? Because I'm not some hot pansy-elf boy?! What the HELL?! All I want is some DECENCY! Some RESPECT! But NO! I get cut out of this, I get cut from the BBC radio production, I get cut from that crackhead Bakshi's movie, I even get cut from the FUCKING GAY-ASS RANKIN BASS RETURN OF THE KING!!! AND THAT SUCKED!!! What the HELL?! I don't get it. I just don't get it. You people are so damn ungrateful. Yep. "Lets just use Bombadil so we can take the easy way out. Screw him, he's there! Lets take advantage!" How do you like good 'ol Tom now, eh?!! HOW DO YA LIKE HIM NOW?!!

I have been wanting to say that for quite some time now. I'm glad I could finally speak my mind.

Name-a-dillo!

Fri, 08 Feb 2002 20:53:19 GMT

Tom sees that all his friends are typing
Their names real big, it looks so striking!
Tom will do the same thing too
Are you doing this name game too?

bombadil

Hey-dol! Merry-dol! Ring a dong dillo!

Hullo there!

Fri, 08 Feb 2002 02:27:56 GMT

Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow!
Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow!
Will try and use this Livejournal thing,
Just have to wait and see what time brings!